n:  Cheap fake wood furniture.

 

p:  Well, this is pretty dull.  It's like wood finish lost its flavor (does that make sense?)  It's like a blander cheerio.

 

Pretty bold move making this the House Targaryen (possibly to spur sales on a hohum dram).  I thought I was getting Balerion but I got Puff.

 

"Fire and zzzzzzz"