There once was a blend from Dunlivet,

A place that nobody can visit.

Though some say it sucks

It's only eight bucks

But that's not a virtue now is it?  

Nose of caramel, caramel, something orangey-farty, with alcohol, and light floral notes. Palate's not entirely terrible but not that good either.  Caramel, vague citrus, some chocolate and light zingy spice. Alcoholy stuff takes over in the finish, but not as badly as you might expect from an $8 bottle of scotch. The flavors in here (those aside from the boozy stuff) remind me strongly of today's younger Glenrothes bottlings… which I am not a big fan of.

What's most surprising here is that this isn't entirely undrinkable… it's just hard to drink much of.

bad peach moonshine.  Mostly worthless.

Dunlivet is quite a bad blend

It smells like a monkey's rear end

My tongue did it spank

When I foolishly drank

Truly this booze doth offend