N: Weirdly almost has a peat-like quality. A ton of wood? I don't know. Medicinal with some rye notes. With water it's a sharper nose still. 

P: Bitter wood, oddly has that quasi-peaty note. Very woody with water, but still retains a slight smokiness.

F: Woody as shit. Popsicle sticks. Water makes this one flinty and mineral.

Weird. Medicinal. Woody. Pass.

The nose has mango, tropical fruit and a bit of shampoo. The palate is very sweet, like fruit punch, and the finish is bitter. Water doesn't help.

Yuck. This stuff is terrible.