n: Sulfur and rotten egg.  Not good.

p: What?!  More sulfer.  Dirty socks.  Why was this put in a bottle?

f: Solventy, but I suppose that’s an improvement.

N: noxious gases and fumes, air from tires, sour (like food has gone bad)

P: sour and weird

F: sour

N: Leathery but slightly chemical. A sort of new-carpet smell with some carpet shampoo. Maybe Tilex Scrubbing Bubbles too. Shaving cream. 

P: Definitely continues with that weird cleaning/medicinal note. Strange, kind of a barbicide and burnt hair quality. Maybe a touch of lather.

F: Burnt hair. Perms. The 80s.

The fuck is this? Why?